In Which an Unfortunate Fowl has been Sacrificed and Devoured

On this most beautimous Thanksgiving day, much food has been ingested, and much nonsense has been exhibited. John did a most splendid job on the turkey, and it was lovely indeed. Similarly, the rest of the food was also wonderful, as well.

In a recent survey of Thankfulnesses, respondents proclaimed themselves to be most thankful for:
1. "My crazy children."
2. "That this game is not real life and the axis powers are not really taking over the world."
3. "That axis powers ARE taking over the world."
4. "Stwanwey."
5. "Spam."

Please note for the record, that the aforementioned turkey is not in any part comprised of Spam, nor did we partake of any Spam products on this wondrous Thanksgiving Day.